The Malevolent Carrot

After the carrot opened up its domain, the farmer asked: “Are you the fastest, because you are the carrot, or are you the carrot, because you are the fastest”. The carrot replied: “Am I you? You were the fastest in history, but that was just because I wasn’t born yet. Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the fastest one.” The farmer asked: “If I were to chase you, who would win?”. The carrot simply answered: “If you were to run at full speed, you might cause me a bit of trouble. But would I lose? – Nah, I’d win.”
Thus the escape of the fastest food began, and his victory was almost certain.

By theGergi, monderpet and RimoLimo